this weekend was really amazing.

saturday i sat there all day long (literally) watching old big brother episodes on youtube. made me realize exactly how much i miss that show, it was so amusing watching a bunch of randoms in a house together getting all dramatic and such. i think i watched like three friday night live eps and four or five daily eps.

after i had finished with my big brother spree, me, mummy and mark went off to pizza capers to get some food. they got pizza but i decided i should stay healthy and got a lovely caesar salad. it was absolutely huge but it tasted amazing. even though it was just a bowl of lettuce, but it was topped with cheese, bacon, croutons and saturated in caesar dressing, satisfied my tastebuds for sure.

then we went back home and anastasia came over and stayed the night this time. it was so super duper fun, i can't even remember everything we did. we watched bring it on first, as it was on tv. meh, was an alright movie. then we discovered cookies. but these weren't just ordinary cookies. these were the most amazing and scrumptious cookies we had ever tasted. they looked like dog biscuits ;) soon enough it was time to sleep but obviously we stayed up on my lappy a bit more, dissing randoms we came across, stalking, the norm. we played several games at night too such as i spy and silly rhymes (both made for kids aged about five but they didn't fail to entertain us as we were half-asleep anyways) we got more food, ate, and then decided to sleep. wasn't really a decision though, anastasia started doing 'yoga' with me, and meditating, so i fell asleep to her saying "relax, think you're floating, relax your arms, now legs, now head, shut your eyes" etc etc. made me fall asleep straight away.

then we woke up. today was a hectic day. we got up, got dressed, ate some coco pops and thought we'd go for a short walk. off we went. we soon got bored and came home to tell mummy we're gonna go to the movies and see vampires suck. so off we went yet again.

sooooon enough we were there. we discovered the new candybar at the cinema place! it is absolutely amazing. you pretty much do everything yourself now, get popcorn, fill up drinks, everything! and the workers wear these red and white striped dresses / suits and they look absolutely amazing! okay so we got a cup full of lollies and bought our tickets and saw we had an hour or so left before the movie so we went to check out a few shops at the mallll. went to bardot, sports girl (anastasia did my nails there, each one's a different colour, they look awesome o: ) and lastly, target. the clock ticked so fast, we did't realize the movie was like just about to start while i was at the yoghurt shop getting yoghurt. so we ran with a bag full of food and a cup of yoghurt in my hand all the way to the cinemas and managed to get there just in time for the movie. when we walked in, guess who i saw?! MY OLD BIFFLE SARAH! she looked heaps different and she didn't even notice me. hm.

okay so soon enough the movie finished, and we walked out. anastasia told me to go say hi to sarah so i did. she's like "uhhh hey" and her friend said i looked like a lesbian. i didn't say anything back but in my head i was thinking BITCHBITCHBITCH.

after that incident anastasia and myself went to intencity to get sticker photos! it was fun as. then we went home and while on the bus i saw two super awesome people; the dude which was on world's strictest parents a few weeks ago, and my best friend's crush LOLOLOL who sat next to me and anastasia! and as we got off the bus we spotted a super cool bumper sticker just lying there on the footpath which said "when all else fails, hug your teddy" it brought some happiness to my day (:

we got hoooome and decided it was way too hot for a winters day so i stripped down to a light t-shirt and board shorts and let anastasia chase me around the neighborhood with a watering can while trying to drench me as much as possible. i bet we looked like freaks with her holding a watering can + me running for my life while completely and utterly soaked in water but it was worth it for sure.

that was pretty much it to my weekend.
pictures?


^^^ the nails ^^^


^^^ the bumper sticker ^^^


^^^ the photos ^^^

hellllo.

i'm just gonna write a bunch of crap which has been on my mind the past few days.

first thing. how bloody cold it is! today it hailed here for the first time this whole winter. winter's almost finished but it feels as though it's just kicking in. and i'm really over the cold already, i'm covered in three blankets and still shivering. i don't want to get up and do anything because of how freeeezing it is if i do. today at school everyone had to run under the shelters because of the hail. and then it poured down in rain and started thundering like mad. and there was lightning. i was scared.

secondly. person i like found out from his friend that i like him although i have no idea how that friend found out and of course i denied it but i don't know if he believes me. meh whatever.

thirdly. georgia's been acting pretty weird. it's like, she hates kirsty and even had a slight go at her. she threatened to 'drop-kick her to the back of the oval' whatever that's supposed to mean. and she's using jen in all her classes, but at recess and lunch and the classes without jen, she hangs with lawra and simone and some other randoms. she's pretty annoying too, so we nicknamed her 'termite'. she still talks to me and jen and gives us goodbye hugs and stuff but after what she said to kirsty why am i expected to be all nice to her? i guess i just don't like fights.

and lastly, hla. he's being even freakier than before. telling me he wants to hug me when i don't even like him and stalking me around the school, i've told him i'm not interested yet he still continues to do all that. i admit, it can be amusing, but sometimes it just gets to the point where it PISSES ME OFF.

the end.
this post has been so teeny, about guys and friendship problems, ah wellz, had to let it out somewhere.

hm. this weekend has been preeeetty good actually. on saturday jen came over for a bit. we had plenty of fun. payed out randoms on fb, went to coles, went to video ezy, took webcam pictures, yeah. then kirsty called and we talked to her >.< and we wanted to get jennifer's body at video ezy buuut the chick at the counter told us we had to be fifteen or over to borrow it, whatta bummer. and when we got home, mum offered us some delicious POPPYCOCK. 'twas a good day. after that i called kirsty and chilled on the phone to her for a few hours, helped mum make dinner, and computerized myself some more.

now onto today. well i did barely anything. stayed in bed 'till noon, then mum, mark and myself went to marion to get kirsty the kiwi keyring i promised to get her, and anastasia's birthday present (IT'S HER BIRTHDAYYY TODAY!) then mum and mark went off somewhere while i stayed home on the phone to kirsty + on the compy. i also realized that my earphones were broken so i went off to coles all by myself, with only $10 to accompany me. i walked into coles and guess who i saw? mum and mark! so i came up to them and asked mum for an extra dollar for the earphones i wanted, then walked up to the cash register and bought them ^______________^ walked home, mum and mark soon came home too, got phone credit, texted jen a bit, and here i am now.

today it's both anastasia's and michelle's birthdays so i'd love to say a biiiig happy birthday to them both! ♥

i haven't updated this shiz in like a week!

since then quite a bit has happened.
i burnt my toast. we have a perfectly good working toaster but my toast didn't seem to turn out very good. then when mum tried making some toast, it worked perfectly. i have bad luck with toast.

i got a fringe trim. at a new place. but this time it didn't go too short so i'm happy about that, as usually whenever i get fringe trims they make it way too short and i have to walk around with my eyebrows raised for a week or two.


we made icing in chinese. we got food colouring and normal icing sugar and mixed it into an icing paste and then we put it on biscuits in the form of chinese characters. it was delish and once we made the cookies and did what we had to do, we ate the leftover icing. kirsty and i had red and yellow icing all around our mouth and sticking to all our fingers but did we care? it tasted amazing.


we did this science thinggy in science where we put our hands on a giant ball connected to a giant stick with like some sort of static electricity running through it or whatever, and our hair started to stick up dramatically. it was so amusing. yeah you can probably tell i'm not a genius in science (even though i got an A on it for my last report) and i fail at using scientifically correct language but this was fun as.

another thing that happened was more hla stalking. well he stalking me. one afternoon me and jen were just walking casually to our usual bus stop and we hear these footsteps behind us. hla and his friend were running towards us yelling "GIRLS! WAIT UP!" no, we didn't wait. we crossed the road hoping they would get the picture we didn't want to talk. they didn't. they crossed the road too, yelling at me "don't be shy! come talk!" i yelled back "i'm not shy i just don't wanna talk to you for god's sake, especially when you stalk me every single fucking second of the day" so jen and i took a longcut through side streets we had never been on. they didn't stalk us on them but when we got to coles, hla's friend was there and told me hla was apparently waiting for me at the bus stop ._____. urghhh gujfhyubrjtkdjgvnh.

anddd the last dramatic thing that happened today was when the person i like sort of asked this girl out and she said yes and now they're going out and i feel/felt like absolute utter crap buuuut it's not the end of the world. i have the worst luck with these things but y'know, they're not all that matter in life >.<

so um. hi again.

today was alright, 'tis friday the 13th, how mega exciting!

at school we learned about sex in health, sat and talked in ESL, played duck duck goose in drama, did some crappy assignment thinggy in maths where i ditched my group 'coz i thought we were finished, and did nothing in chinese.

so i don't know if i've mentioned it but georgia's in queensland at the moment. i don't want her to come back. she's coming back this coming wednesday and jen, kirsty and i agree she should just choose to stay there. none of us like her anymore, i pretty much never did, she's so annoying, obnoxiously loud and i just wish she'd shuttup sometimes. jen used to be her like absolute biffle but even she doesn't wanna hang around her anymore. we all know that if we tell her we don't like her she'll be all "FUCK THIS SHIT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS" but she always talks about her other friends and how much fun she has with them, it's like if you're that bored when you're with us that you have to carry on and on about your other friends who seem fake and bitchy, then go hang out with them for god's sake, take us out of our misery. she always brags and gets angry if we're better than her at something, i could rant on and on all day about her but i'll choose not to.

i have my hair up for the first time in like 935874584367 years. i generally hate it up but now i'm thinking it looks decent if it's in a messy bun. anastasia was just over. she now has plates. she sounds different and looks different but nevertheless i love her and she's definitely one of my best friendsss (:

another thing i'd like to rant about is hla. the creepy stalker year nine guy who supposedly likes me but everyone knows he just wants to look good with someone / have sex. he's stalking me i swear. he gets on my bus every day, he's always near me at lunch, he says hi in this creepy voice whenever he passes, he gives me this creepy smile whenever he walks past me, he looks at me out of the corner of his eye, all his friends tease him when we're near each other and it's starting to piss me off actuaaally. he keeps telling me he loves me and has asked me out like five times now, i said no every time but he just said 'i know you'll never wanna go out but i'm never going to give up!' creepy hey? i agree. my friends find this whole situation absolutely hilarious and they like to push me into him, slap me whenever he walks past and try convincing me to go out with him but i'm like 'aaaagh never gonna happen!' so yeah. that's the hla story.

in other news, my mice were raping each other again. but this time it was full-on rape. full-on "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND GIVE ME PLEASURE" rape. and this time it was cheezel raping cinnamon. all i could here for a few minutes was cinnamon screeching and squeaking while running away from cheezel. i felt so bad for her.

i'mma go.
tata.

today was normal.
so i'll skip everything and just get to my rant.

so all day i've been waiting to watch 'world's strictest parents' where some guy who most of my facebook friends know and who i've seen around had appeared. so basically the show is made for out of control teenagers and they then go and live with an overly strict family for a week, to see if it can change their attitude.

okay so this guy called corie was on it right. and the thing that bothered me most about him (and the other chick who was on the show tonight) was their attitude towards the host family and school and stuff, i mean seriously, this family let them and offered their house to stay in for a week, they could both give a little respect? but instead they go wagging school, swearing, running off on the parents, etc. i don't think i could ever let myself be that rude to any adults, especially if they weren't my own parents -.- and these kids seriously have some sort of stupid problem. the thing that got them on that show in the first place was how they disrespected their parents, swore, ran away, got drunk, got very violent, overdosed on drugs, awful stuff like that.

this made me realize a few things. one, how disrespectful kids these days act. two, most of these kids i know somehow, the guy on the show next week goes to the school right next to my house. and three, how dependent some kids are of drugs, cigarettes and alcohol, it's disgusting, but they think that for some reason they can't survive without them?

rant over.
no picture today, sorry.

haven't been updating every day like i promised myself to. ah wells.

um um um i don't remember every day properly. so i'mma do yesterday and today.

yesterday anastasia came over, whatta surprise, hahaha. anyways we were bored as. so we decided we'd try an experiment. we wanted to make elephant toothpaste but our lack of hydrogen peroxide stopped us from doing that. so we thought we'd mix a bunch of crap to see if it would blow up. our first mix contained pepper, mayonnaise, random body creams, ice, playdough, left-over juice, lemonade and a panadol rapid. no explosion occurred. we went to my lappy and googled some cool experiments. we decided we'd make a mini volcano using bi-carb soda and vinegar. so we got it, went outside, and poured it into a cup. it didn't go totally kaboom but it went fizzing out which we considered success! we continued having fun by having ice fights, taking my lappy outside in the dark so we could dance crazily to what i have on itunes, playing truth or dare, etc. well that's yesterday for you, and the video you see above is our experiment that worked.

now onto today. oh my god today was amazing! apart from double maths in the beginning of the day, the rest was preeetty cool. i've realized both agustino and zac have a thing for my lovely friend kirsty, so we've been talking to them trying to get their hopes up although kirsty hates them both. and even though jen has orange, original orange is defiiiinitely still on her side! jen and kirsty also noticed that i have a spit javelin, and mehak broke my squishy toy hamburger. oh oh oh and kirsty and i have been counting how many times we've sexually assaulted each other, i'm winning by one! so um yeah and last but most definitely not least, i love aquaaaa ♥

that's pretty much it for now.

anastasia came over again today. i swear she comes over like every day but i love her so all's good ;)

we youtube'd a bit and we discovered cody simpson, i actually think i'm in love. he's exactly like J.B but a tonne better, J.B's oldddd even though i so-called 'married' him yesterday? bahaha. anywaaay. i downloaded a whole heap of cody simpson and then off we went to the central markets.

we walked in, and were greeted by a bunch of screaming babies.. we also saw so many cheeses, beans, fruits, vegetables, but best of all CANDYYY. mum had spent most of her money on cheese and honey and such but i had $2 which i spent on these lollies called fruit salad, they were all sour and completely exploded in my mouth once i bit it. pure heaven. we walked around the markets a bittt with my ipod, waved to a whole heap of randoms, felt the beans, yeah.

then we went to mark's house and we asked mummy if we could go walk along the parade (huge mall thing of shops just around the corner from his house) and she agreed so off we went. didn't have much money, only $3, so we decided we'd go to intencity, which is an arcade game place thing if you don't know. we played a few games and ended up with 43 tickets in total, so we went up to the ticket prize desk to see what we could get. there were these gorgeous friendship bracelets for 45 tickets but we lacked two, so we asked the dude if 43 would be enough and he agreed.. yay! yet that wasn't the best part, he said we could get another bracelet free, because y'know, there were the two of us, one friendship bracelet wouldn't be enough. that's two for the price of one, what a bargainnn! ;D

so we went back to mark's and hung around a bit. we discovered his secret herb patch, so we stole a whole bunch of herbs for the car trip back home. that's what you see in the picture above. we made herb sammiches and herbs wrapped around the other herbs, it was herb galore.

when we got home anastasia decided she'd dress me up as a goddess and then do a photoshoot.. so she wrapped a sheet around me like a toga, took the purple mosquito net from under my bed and we went to the front yard where there were pretty trees and scenery for us to do our photoshoot. we arranged everything and then she sat me down as i tried to look all goddess-y in the pictures. unfortunately they all failed as anastasia's camera skills aren't the best + my camera sucks shit, so we ended up deleting all of them, and just sitting out there under the mosquito net whilst eating pods and listening to my ipod. it was a veeery fun evening.


AND BREAKING NEWS, I JUST SPILLED ALL MY STRAWBERRY MILK ALL OVER MYSELF AND MY LAPTOP.

so. in the past week a looooot has actually happened. sunday i spent with my dad watching foxtel all day long, then later that night i got back home and my brother came over and we watched 45674648967486 youtube videos (annoying orange, double rainbow, biggest freak out ever, etc)

monday, tuesday, wednesday and thursday i don't remember too well. probs just the normal days. oh and 'aqua' accepted me on facebook, i was happy as :D

um today. lets talk about today. it's a friday but i'm not a huge fan of fridays anymore. in drama we played something called 'space jump' and i can't explain it but basically people had to make some sort of scene, someone would go out whilst the others are doing so, and then the people would freeze and the person would come back and make the scene 'their own'. you probs don't get it but I WAS SO BLOODY AWKWARD AT THAT LOOOOOL. later at school jen was making things obvious. that is all.

then when i got hoooome anastasia came over and we did something pretty cool. i married J.B. that's riiiight. we video'd everything but the video didn't want to upload so you get a small snapshot of me and my hubby partying. webcam made my eyes look like semi-circles. so while i was in mummy's bedroom dressing up in a bed sheet and somehow doing my hair, anastasia was in my room decorating for the wedding and getting everything planned. i love my husband. even though he's just a jumper shoved on a cushion with a toy dog for a head and a justin bieber poster for a face, he's my all ♥ anywaaaaay. we made the video (it took several attempts before it got decent) and we showed our mummies and then anastasia had to leave D:

so the main point of this post is to fill you in about my wedding.


(this was written friday but published saturday so don't get confused ;D )